Game On!

Friday was the day of the eventful event, and frankly, it scared the bejiggles out of me. But Friday will be the second part of this post, because, well, I'm avoiding it.  

I am going to tell you about yesterday first.
 

A lovely day (except the waffles)

Yesterday, I awoke at about 10:30am to my cell phone ringing.

Groggy, I looked at the phone and saw the name of one of my favorite people, Dr. O'Suave.(1)  I pressed the screen to answer, but heard nothing, because my headphones were still plugged in, and I wasn't wearing them.  Fumbling, I pulled them out of the phone, but I still heard nothing.  Then I realized that the phone was bluetoothing to my hearing aids, which were charging, and therefore not in my ears.  Luckily, I somehow figured all that out before O'Suave hung up. 

My friend was on my doorstep at that very moment.  I had forgotten that he was passing through town and making a detour on his way home just to have brunch with me.  Oh crap, I had flaked on him AGAIN!(2)  Quickly, I put myself together, answered the door, and off we went.  I had a place in mind. 

The Trafalgar is a restaurant a couple of miles from my house.  I have passed it multiple times, and it has the warm look of an old English pub with a slightly modern flair.  There is a sign advertising brunch, which is my favorite meal, so for years, I have meant to check it out.  Today was the day. 

We entered and were greeted by a time-traveller from a Victorian working class neighborhood.  "'Ello, guv'nuh!  What'll it be today?"

Seated across from O'Suave, I ordered my favorite breakfast--Belgian waffles.  Belgian Waffles are among the greatest culinary inventions of all time and a great tribute to the Belch people.  They are delicious and simple.  Who can mess up Belgian Waffles?  Well, the Trafalgar can! 

The first waffles were burnt.  Normally, even if you burn Belgian Waffles, they are still soft and spongy inside.  Not these.  Solid all the way through.  So I sent them back.  The next try looked perfect--an even, golden crust.  But when I tried to cut into them, it was like cutting into a ceramic bowl.  They were so solid that they rang like a bell when I tapped them with my fork. I gave up and settled for eating the berries on top.(3)  Later, the Victorian waiter seems to have popped back in the TARDIS to visit his old friend Charles Dickens or something, because it took a ridiculous amount of time for him to bring me the second cup of coffee I asked for.  The whole experience was so bad it was funny. 

O'Suave and I laughed and had a great time as we always do.  Sadly, the visit was short, as he had to start his long drive home as soon as we finished.  But it was great to see him.

The day continued on a bright note.  In the cold but beautifully clear afternoon, I took Willow on a 3-mile hike in my favorite local conservation area with another of my closest friends, HB, whom I have mentioned in this blog before.  HB and I walked and philosophized, while Willow ran around in the snow like a maniac, rolled in foul things, and played with passing dogs. 

And then, in the evening, K/BWE and I had dinner at the home of our dear friends R and Che.  I have known Che since the first day of my freshman year in college, and our conversation has continued virtually uninterrupted since then. It was very good to see them both and to be seen.

Then we came home, and I took Willow and Katie on a walk to the end of our street.  The dog carefully searched for the ideal place to pee while the cat lurked in the bushes, as is her routine.

After that, I goofed around with the Professor.  I still make him laugh sometimes, and that's pretty good for the father of a 16-year-old.

It was a lovely day.  And I have been talking about that lovely day to avoid thinking about the great big, ugly, 500-pound gorilla beating its chest in the corner of the room.

Freaky Friday

We knew what was coming.  K/BWE and I have read the latest medical literature.  There aren't too many options for what is to come.  But Friday made it real to me in a way it had not been before.  On Friday, we would meet Dr. Manhattan and get this party started.

I had some trouble sleeping on Wednesday night, but Thursday night was a complete fiasco.  I couldn't sleep at all.  I got out of bed and wolfed down some leftover Miso soup and three bowls of Cocoa Krispies.  Then, I went back to bed and huddled under the covers, trying desperately to doze off.  No luck.

My alarm went off at 5:50am, plenty early to make our first appointment at 8:30am.  Slug as I am, K/BWE still had to practically drag me out the door so we wouldn't be late.  We took the Red Line (subway), which dumped us virtually on the doorstep at Man's Best Hospital (MBH).(4)  No more avoidance.

The first stop was to see the Chief of Head and Neck Surgical Oncology, Dr. Viol.  I had met him before, years ago.  He is a low-key and mild-mannered fellow. Dr. V. looked into my nose at the great emptiness left by the Surgeons of Steel.  He was impressed. "Wow!  They really cleaned you out!  Nothing else to do here." 

Then he reviewed my terrifying MRI with us.  Noticing the loving way the tumor wraps around all the nerves that control the movement of my right eye, he cried, "dude, wait a minute!  You can still move your right eye?  Rad!"  (But maybe not quite in those words.) 

After the appointment, Dr. V. happened to be taking the same down elevator we were taking on our way out of the building.  Someone's cell phone rang.  "Is that you?" K/BWE asked. "No, honey," I replied.  "I haven't been able to make that sound since the surgery!" Dr. V. cracked up.

He walked outside with us and pointed to the main hospital building, where I was to have my fateful appointment with Dr. Manhattan, oncologist extraordinaire.

After briefly getting a bit lost inside the building (it's almost as if we were distracted or something), K/BWE and I finally found our way to the correct waiting room.  They called me immediately, grabbed my blood pressure, temperature, and weight, and put us in a room. 

Almost instantly, in strode Dr Manhattan, a tall, slim woman with long gray hair, wearing a stylish bright yellow jacket, and black leather pants (I am not kidding!).  She was followed by a tall, broad-shouldered, slightly stooped, and bespectacled man who looked like a balding Alex Trebeck.  That was Dr. Zap.(5)

Back in 2005, Dr. Zap was the one who took a giant proton beam phaser and burned the area in my head where the tumor of the time had lived.  He spoke to me first, because he had another patient waiting to see him.

"Tom, I don't have much to offer you.  Last time we met, I gave you more radiation than Chernobyl and Fukushima put together.  It is good to see you again.  But no more radiation for you so long as you have a single other option."

Then it was Dr. Manhattan's turn.  Despite her glamorous outfit, she was warm and down to earth.  She told us how much she had loved my Aunt Glenda, who was the director of her medical residency program.  She told us how Glenda had advised her to come to MBH, and that she has never regretted taking that advice.  She asked questions; she looked each of us in the eye; she told us the options; and she listened.

As we already knew, the main course will be pembrolizumab.  I can have it with or without a side of conventional chemotherapy.  Of course, I will not touch the chef's preferred chemo--cisplatin.  As I wrote before, that made me pretty deaf in 2005, and I will not risk what remains of my hearing on the smidgeon of a chance that it might help. 

Another option is 5FU.  5FU is one of the oldest chemo drugs.  They have found traces of it on the skeletons of Neanderthals! (Not really.)  However, it is still useful sometimes.  But I'm not interested at this point.  There is no good evidence to show it will help in my situation, and it would make it harder for me to work, play, or you know, not feel like complete crap all of the time.

It's going to be pembro, and pembro alone, at least for now.  The first infusion of pembro will be this coming Thursday, and then I will have an infusion every three weeks until who knows when. I'll get periodic MRIs to track the efficacy of the treatment - if the tumor ain't growing, we keep going.

If you're a scientist, even though pembro is the best there is, the odds don't look that great--maybe 20-30% of patients have done really well and stayed alive on it for years.  There are other options to try if it fails, but all of them are longshots. And whatever fantastic new treatment might be out there on the horizon is still way out there.  On the other hand, I have beaten 4 out of the previous 4 tumors.  I'm a pretty good bet, when you think of it like that.

So, game on!

(1)  O'Suave is a beautiful and kind doctor from Brazil.  We met while in the fourth year of medical school shopping for residencies.  It was at Hippie General, the hospital where we both ended up.  We have been fast friends ever since.

Before he moved south to the City of the Bell, our families would go skiing together on every MLK day.  The last time, just after he moved, we went to a place in between.  It took a long time to get there, and it was unbelievably cold.  On my last run, I fell backwards, hitting my helmeted head hard enough to make it spin.  That was it for me and downhill skiing.  If I did it again, especially after the recent surgery, I am afraid I would fall again, hit my head, and my cranium would detach and bounce down the slope like a basketball.

(2) I have a history of flaking out on O'Suave.

For example, O'Suave once organized a talk in my town featuring Dr. Mark Crislip, one of my heroes.  Crislip is famous for taking down the pseudoscience nonsense that has become fashionable in some circles.  O'Suave told me all about it well in advance, knowing how excited I would be.  But I somehow forgot to arrange for a day off, thus missing a talk by Mark Crislip and a wonderful favor from O'Suave.

There are several other similar stories, which I won't bore you with here. Suffice it to say that I'm embarrassed by how many times I have flaked on him.  But, kind man that he is, O'Suave always just laughs and forgives me.

(3) I suspect they precooked and froze these things, microwaving them on demand.  What the smell?  Belgian waffles are the easiest, fastest things to make on Earth!

(4) 'Man's Best Hospital' is not my invention.  It comes from Samuel Shem's Blasphemous story of medical training, House of God.

(5) My parents think Dr. Zap is the devil.  In dark moments, I have thought so too.  After all, a lot of my problems since 2005 have been due to his work.  The radiation Dr. Zap gave me melted away the beautiful post-surgical reconstruction of the right side of my face.  It created all the dead and dying muck at the base of my skull that plagued me with infections from 2005 until the day this summer when the Surgeons of Steel cut it out of me.  I have had at least 3 small strokes from that radiation, and this new cancer may be from it as well.  Sometimes, I have raged at the memory of him.

But the bottom line is that in 2005, I had a deadly cancer.  The surgeons had done nearly all of the work, but they could not get what they call "clear marigins," and the chemo they gave me before the surgery turned out to have been pretty useless.  There was more to be done, because with cancer, 'nearly all' is not good enough.  Radiation was needed to make sure that any remaining cancer cells were destroyed.  All the doctors agreed.  I agreed.  K/BWE agreed.  We asked Dr. Zap him to do whatever necessary to save my life, and he gave me the best treatment that science had to offer at that time.  It may be that I wouldn't have been here to watch my son grow from two to sixteen years old without him.

And so, on Friday, it was good to see him, too.  He was an old friend from the last war, smiling at me sadly.

Willow says we're going to lick this tumor!